You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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