I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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