do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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