How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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