It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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