Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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