Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
there was a trapeze. enough said
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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