The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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