have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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