Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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