Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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