Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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