If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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