am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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