Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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