how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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