You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
how do you play pong handcuffed?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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