So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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