For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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