she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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