yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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