Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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