I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize
