Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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