If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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