Me too!
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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