I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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