i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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