Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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