I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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