it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
