He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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