Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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