why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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