need another drink. this is the easiest way
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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