Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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