It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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