I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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