Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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