I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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