all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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