I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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