i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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