Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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