I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
