you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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