We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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