I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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