I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Holy shit dude........stairs
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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