I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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