This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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