whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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