Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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