did you get engaged???
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
