Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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