North Korea, Best Korea!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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