Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I have surprise drugs for everyone
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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